Q Report: Resurrecting Charlie Kirk
To: Agents, Anons, Weirdos, et. all From: Agent Q, K00 Re: The Charlie Kirk Thing. Narrative Begins: Gary the resurrectionist generally loved his job, but also deeply hated Mondays. In the relative paradise of the far future all work was either necessary or rewarding, and everything had been reduced to a 3 day week. But, it still started on Monday, and Gary hated Mondays. He would joke about it with the other staff on the floor. He was a big Garfield fan, the cartoon cat from the 20th century. His station had an “I Hate Mondays” Garfield sticker on an unused section of console. Still, bringing people back to life was something he looked forward to no matter what the day. At the morning scrum all the resurrectionists were talking about their weekend entertainments. Zak had gone to a musical performance while Phil had taken his kids water skiing. Keith stayed in all night playing the latest release, Battlefield 42. Jeremiah had stayed up way too late playing with Keith, and both wer...
