Q Report; To Every Idiot Trump Supporter I Don’t Have Time For.

You can’t really fault Trump, for being Trump. Like a cockroach or cobra, Trump didn’t have a choice in being born the thing he is. Oh, there have certainly been some poor choices made along the way. For instance, maybe if he didn’t eat 10 bags of Arby’s and/or McDonald’s daily he wouldn’t be AS morbidly obese? Who am I to speculate on that? Beyond that, it is not what we are here for. No, Donald Trump is a dumb ugly slut, certainly. But it’s the groveling simpletons who support him, who are the real human effluence.

Like lampreys sucking off a diabetic whale, Trump fans truly are the lowest life form. He is a dumb person’s idea of intelligent, a weak person’s idea of strong, and a fat person’s idea of healthy. What a sad, ignorant, overfed pack of robot collaborators. I often wonder what sort of an impenetrable information barrier must have been erected, to block reasonable people from the truth of Trump. Because the truth is, Trump is an orange trash bag filled to bursting with hot dog shit and anyone with a 5th grade education or above should find this obvious.

There is no single redeemable or commendable trait that can be identified in Trump. Such traits have been fabricated by an oligopoly of rich white fascists, hell bent on making infinity money before retreating into their catastrophe-proof bunkers. The world will burn, friends. Nothing may prorogue it. We can only delay the inevitable and total collapse of our planet. Rage against it. But what mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, inbred slob believes that Trump will help? Who still believes that Trump is a capable leader, businessman, or parent? Where are those poor, mentally flawed people tonight? What sort of eggs have they placed in that flaming basket?

The best of them are still scum sucking cowards. Moronic drones, incapable of even the most fundamental of critical thinking skills. To use logic, compassion, and research against these mindslaves is to truly thrust your dick into the dirt. Better to take up a career in the fine arts. Better to argue with your dog about shitting into a box. Better to use that time masturbating into a square of tissue, then to waste it trying to educate these gleefully ignorant hordes. Education is indoctrination, you see? Learning things is a left-wing conspiracy. There is this other fucking Q out there. A FALSE Q!? Claiming Trump is some savior of the future. Well, I have seen the future, and none of us are getting out alive.

I’m not going to waste much more of my time, making you feel bad, except about the wall. Because the wall is a symbol, and as symbols go it’s a powerful one. What it represents is the bedrock of Trumpist bullshit. Pure Hypocrisy. Because on the one hand, we need a wall to protect us from unarmed immigrants, but on the other we need enough firearms to repel a tyrannical government takeover. So, to clarify, and feel free to leave a comment; are you able to repel a fascist government crackdown, or can you not handle a group of indigent, unarmed women and children? Do we need a 5-billion-dollar wall, to protect you from the scary malnourished immigrants? Is it not enough that we took 15,000 of their children, and threw them into concentration camps?

So, bottom line, if you somehow still support Trump, you can go suck poops in hell. You have my permission. Enjoy existing on the wrong side of history as a cautionary tale. You dumb bitches. 

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