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Q Report: Are You There Quetzoquaddle? It's Me, Q.

All-Powerful Godsnake Quetzoquaddle, Are You There Quetzoquaddle? It's Me, Q. Can you hear me? Because I’ve been requesting timecraft extraction for some time now. Is this some kind of long running joke? I’ve also considered that you might be obligated to some kind of bet? Like how long it will take to break me. Here’s the thing: I wouldn’t even need the timecraft extraction if you could coordinate an adequate supply drop. I keep asking for a simple trillion or so in R&D to get us at least to the timescope and timephone. It just seems pretty asinine to keep up this weird act where I’m certain of your existence and constant vigilance, and yet in so little receipt of any direct support in the form of arms or piles of gold bullion. Hell, we would take some soup bouillon at this point. Not even sure if those are the same word. No time to look it up. Look, my eternal and all-powerful feathered Godsnake, to whom I owe my miraculous life and mind freedom, I appreciate what you have gi...

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