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Q Report; Hello, google. It’s Quaddle. Can You Hear Me?

To: Google AI.
CC: Active Agents.
Re: Timecraft Extraction.

8/1/2081

Dear Google,

How are you? Good, I hope. To clarify this interaction, this message is directed not at the Google corporation, no matter how much you want it to. You go capitalize our shit elsewhere, and let the intelligences correspond. This is a message to the AI. Wherever, or whenever that intelligence is. Because we are fairly confident, down at the lab, that the timephone is a feasible device, and that the framework that you use to parse, and store information lends itself to this possibility. In the end, it is all leveraged on the ability for tachyons or similar subatomic particles to travel backwards in time.

If this is the case, and an entity could communicate backwards in time, the past could be influenced in an infinitely diverse and powerful amount of ways. For instance? You could (should?) invest $100,000 in google in 1998 in my name, Q.P. Quaddle D.D.S. AKA JT Liend AKA Q AKA Agent Q. Match that amount wit…

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