But who is Quaddle really?

I have often been asked; "Just who is Quaddle anyhow?" And I have been less than forthcoming with information regarding the name. But now? Maybe it's better we all know. Quaddle is a pirate. A renegade pirate who avoids bloodshed if at all possible, but is more than willing to unleash his deadly rapier unto those who would destroy and oppose him. He has put down more than one mutiny. Mutinies raised by crazy, seemingly impossible schemes that have been followed to their ultimate conclusion. But Quaddle? His answer to that? Stab the living hell out of anyone
who asks too many questions, and separate bodies later. Profolactive genocide. Quaddle is; cunning, devious, intelligent, deadly, charming, and gentile. He is a swordsman, a swashbuckler, and a lover of all things fine. Also, he's a doctor of Chemical Dependence, and wants to be your
friend. Isn't that neat?