My Game of Thrones Spoiler Hubris Post.

This is where I am going to work backwards and put down my thoughts, hopes, and dreams about Game of Thrones, without anyone getting all upity because I am posting on the FB. But listen, I just watched the second to last episode of season 3, and I have been made physically ill. Who does that? "OK, we're going to assaimanate this WHOLE family. But before we get to the real massacre, I want YOU to stab his wife in her pregnant belly, and make sure the king sees it."
"What? Stab the queen in her pregnant belly!?"
"Yeah!"
"Oh man. I dunno, man. Will I get overtime?"
I mean... jeez. You know? And here is the other thing, and the real reason that the Stark family is going to suck hind teet for the next several thousand years. And now, I realize hindsight is 20/20, but ME? If I have a dire wolf companion? He or she gets to come with me everywhere. Bitch gets to sleep at the foot of my bed. Watch while I do. Watch me eat meals. It will come to every function with me. Weddings, baptisms [or their crazy GOT equivalent], Bday partys, that fucking dire wolf is going to be within arms reach at all times. Someone is like:
"Oh no! You can't have that dire wolf IN HERE!"
Then we say, screw it, and we GTFO. And I LISTEN to the wolf! Wolf doesn't like someone? Avoid or kill that person. Wolf doesn't like a party? We avoid that party. And AT NO POINT do we let that wolf get out of our site. Because, at the very least, if someone decides to assassimanate the whole family, they have to get rid of the 200 lb wolf before they move on to my wifes pregnant belly, and this roadblock will provide us the precious seconds we need to GTFO. OK. That is all. Hubris vented. Carry on.

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