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May cause body rot. Some users have reported crippling bloody stool, if passing more than two pints of black tarry stool during a day consult your mortician. If pregnant or nursing do not operate heavy machinery. May cause dizziness, vertigo, euphoria, sexual dysfunction, paranoia, psychosis, heart palpitations, and/or anal bleeding. No known cure, not responsible for ruined lives, may be linked to an increase in certain religious sects, hallucinations, and/or spontaneous human combustion. Side effects reported by over 90% of users: Weight loss, weight gain, or no weight change. Increased likelihood of cancer, stroke, heart attack, and/or sudden death. May cause extreme irritability, nervousness, or anxiety.

May cause complete ego death. Side effects reported by 50% or more of users: Baldness, impotence, sterility, or erectile dysfunction. Seizures, tremors, or Parkinson's-like symptoms. May cause birth defects, infertility, or an increased risk of stillbirth. A negligible (though reportable) population of users have been linked to "Greater Flipperbaby Liendbaker's Syndrome" an emerging birth mutation that causes a wide range of Cronenbergian deformations. Side effects reported by 30% or more of users: Insomnia, narcolepsy, and/or somnambulism. Loss of appetite, nausea, and/or vomiting.

User may never be able to enjoy lasagna again. May cause an increased risk of HIV, diabetes, or leukemia. Side effects reported by 10% or more of users: Ringing in the ears, loss of hearing, or tinnitus.

A persistent and lasting sense of total dread.

Loss of taste, smell, or vision. Or all of these senses, termed "The Hat Trick". May cause an increased risk of stroke, heart attack, and/or suicide. And/or murder suicide. Side effects reported by less than 10% of users: Severe allergic reactions, including anaphylaxis. Steven-Johnson syndrome or toxic epidermal necrolysis.

Necrotizing fasciitis of the groin. May cause an increased risk of sudden death, cancer, or cerebral hemorrhage. If you are experiencing any of these symptoms, do not consult a medical professional, do not call poison control, do not panic. Please. We are not responsible for any adverse reactions. Side effects may vary. This medication is not approved by the FDA. Not intended for human consumption. Do not use if seal is broken. Do not use if you have a pre-existing condition. Do not use if you are allergic to any of the ingredients. Do not use if you are a human being with a pulse. Ingredients: * 100% pure unadulterated godsnake oil * 50% vodka * 20% castor oil * 10% glycerin * 5% distilled water * 5% moonbeams * 2% FDA approved food coloring * 1% love Dosage: Take two (2) tablespoons anally twice a day, or as directed by your certified Q Lord. Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any adverse reactions, side effects, or harm caused by this product. Use at your own risk. Not intended for human consumption. May cause dizziness, nausea, or spontaneous combustion. Do not operate heavy machinery. Do not drive or operate machinery while under the influence of this product. Do not use if you are pregnant or nursing. Do not use if you have a pre-existing condition. Do not use if you are allergic to any of the ingredients. Do not use if you are a human being with a pulse. Manufactured by: Godsnake Oil Inc. 123 Main St, Turtle River, MN 56601, USA Caution: Do not take this product seriously. It is not a real medication. Do not use it as a substitute for actual medical treatment. If you are experiencing any medical issues, please consult a qualified healthcare professional. If you can afford it. Disclosure void where prohibited. (c) 2033 Godsnake Oil Inc. All rights reserved