Suicide Is Painless, If You Do It Right.
Though not for those left behind. But this is not a decision altering concern
at the point where dying is considered the only option. I wanted to write this
piece about suicide. Because we, as a culture, and society, still don’t know
what to do with it. We use it as an opportunity to promote mental health, and
outreach. Suicide hotlines. We use it as a chance to remember the lives people
have lived, ignoring how they chose to end it, by making it something dirty, or
cowardly, or shameful. One of the many reasons I love the Japanese culture is a
unique heritage that includes suicide, voluntary or mandated, within their
historic social code. Failed as a samurai? Time to kill yourself. No tears. No
fear. Only the morality of necessity. I wanted to write this, because writing
helps me to work through the pain, and maybe sharing the pain will help with
yours, and also I have some problems with the way we handle certain things, and I feel a certain need to rail against these things.
My largest problem is with the anger. This is prompted by
Robin Williams, by the way. Out of the context of time, this would seem like
just another Jeremiad against mono-culture. But. Let’s get Robin into this.
Because he provides a perfect example of the wrongness of how we encounter
suicide. A friend online referred to him as a “motherfucker” for committing
suicide. I guess for making his day a little sad. I bet that knowledge would
have made killing yourself much harder. Knowing that so many people would be
angry at you for all but hijacking the 24 hours news cycle. Not the horror of
eternal damnation or oblivion. Perpetual darkness and cold. Unexpected
afterlife. Reducing the magic of existence down to the mediocrity of a corpse.
Yes, I imagine, among the many concerns floating around the issue, the anger of
your fan base towards your decision has special importance.
There should be no anger. Sadness, yes. But why be angry at
a choice? Pro-choice people loose their enthusiasm when the person falls out of
the womb. Choice ends at the vagina. Then, you’re locked into the whole horror
show. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Until genetic failure or tragedy ends you.
That is your job, kids. Depressed? Mutated? Infirmed? Too bad. You’re going to
ride this nightmare out. Because the press of humanity did not conquer nature,
science, and ourselves so that you could put a bag of gas over your head and
play the exit music. Oh no. That is unacceptable.
Some of my greatest heroes have killed themselves, and I don’t
hold it against them. How can I? I like to believe they knew what they were doing. When I see how
things have gone for music, I am glad that Cobain got out of the game before
the big fall. Hunter S. Thompson? Man had been relegated to a wheelchair. Who
wants to see Dr. Gonzo in a wheelchair? Hemmingway? Great writer, but kind of a
dick. Man was a veteran. Witnessed untold horrors. Wrote about some. How many
nights of nightmares do you think you could handle before the concept of
dreamless, eternal sleep forces your thinking towards a permanent solution?
Because I thought that was the whole damned point. That the
miraculous thing about humanity was our communal decision not to wake up one
morning, all kill ourselves, and let the dogs have a shot at developing a
functioning society. Probably wearing whimsical sweaters. Maybe that is just
me? I don’t know how a person could go through their entire life and not
consider, at least once, ending their life? As an experiment. A test. A
solution. Someone once explained suicide to me as a permanent solution to a
temporary problem. And I think they wanted that to sound bad. But it sounds
pretty great, on the inside. You mean all of this anguish, and confusion, and
fear could end permanently?! Sign me up!
The solutions that we have created involve a haphazard
amalgam of therapy, psychopharmacology, self-help, and outreach. The outreach
goes something like this; Don’t kill yourself. Because YOLO! And I don’t know
if any of it is working. I don’t look at the numbers. The numbers make me sad.
All the fabulous young kids shooting themselves in the head, or hanging
themselves in the garage. This makes me far more sad than Robin, who had half a
century of celebrity under his belt. But, the kids? What a tragic, senseless,
useless waste of life. No wonder we don’t have a flying car readily available.
The person who was to cure cancer slit their wrists in a tub sometime in the
early zeros. We’re never getting off of this fucking planet.
What I am saying is that we should just roll everything
back, turn it around, and try a different tactic. Religion attempted to bridge
the gap by explaining that you shouldn't kill yourself, or what happened next
was far, far worse. Or, marginally, and progressively worse. The State doesn't
like suicide, but that is only because it is responsible for cleaning up the
mess. So it is to us to find a reason to put pants on in the morning, instead
of a suicide bag. Me? I've got my reasons. I’m trying to save the Earth, and
then, perhaps, escape it. It takes a daily dedication to the absurd and
impossible. Still beats church. Took me 30 years or so to figure it out. I
first found out I was mortal at the age of 5, when the Challenger disintegrated
on live educational T.V. It was the most valuable day of school, and taught me
so many lessons that I could not sleep for more than a year afterwards.
Rocket scientists sometimes fuck up. Lesson one. Maybe I DON’T
want to be an astronaut? I am going to die. I am going to die. I am going to
die. That. Over and over. A lot. Many nights. Realizing that the entire game
was flawed. That somehow, I had been brought into a world of wonder and excitement,
only to die and disintegrate. I don’t know how you handle it. Dear reader. How
anyone can grapple with the knowledge of mortality on a daily, weekly, and
hourly basis. How we get anything done? Knowing we have an unknown amount of
remaining time to do other things. Eventually, to sleep, I created a fantasy.
I realized that science was on the cusp of solving mortality. That medicine
would reach a point where it understood how and why we aged and died. I
believed that they would create a cure. A simple inoculation against death.
Probably it would be a shot. I was willing to shake hands with that, even at 5,
in order to play with dogs, and eat French Toast, and ride bikes forever and
ever, Amen.
It is a fiction, but comes closer to reality every day. If
we can stop murdering, raping, and oppressing one another for fun and profit
inside this century, focus on medicine and understanding the puzzle of
genetics, pool our global resources to end hunger and poverty, it is possible
that we could find the solution to reversing and halting aging at a place in
time. Then it is only a matter of drunk drivers and firearms accidents. And, of
course, those who are not with the plan. The suiciders.
I have killed myself in my mind thousands of times.
Depression is a cruel animal that attacks at unpredictable times without mercy
or grace. It strips the mind of hope, and reason, and in the darkness we
plunge, seemingly alone, as those around us move as broken puppets. Within the
lens of our disconnection we see it all for what it is. Laid bare, reality can
be a dirty, angry, stupid thing. Truthfully we are all of us alone. Living
somewhere between our eyes and ears. In an infinite void that progresses
according to physics regardless of anything we may say or do. Everyone and
everything you have ever or will ever know and love ultimately will be eradicated,
and our lives, placed against even a geologic scale, are briefer than
lightning, and less brilliant by half. Nietzche claimed that hope was the worst
of evils, for it prolonged the torment of man. But. That guy was also a huge
bummer. I tend to think that hope is the last light afforded the dying. We tend
to see it through a tunnel.
You can kill yourself. I give you permission. But. You
should probably run it past me first. Be of sound mind and body when you leave the
planet. Do it correctly. So some poor mortician doesn’t have to put your pieces
back together. If you want to get off the planet, I believe it is your right,
as a living thing. Even lemmings have free will, and are living proof that life
as a rodent is as shitty as it sounds. You can buy the ticket, take the ride,
and find halfway through that it is only making you ill. That it isn’t fun.
That, as it turns out, it is just frightening and terrible. And you can get
off, if you want to. That is your right. As an animal. But for the sake of any
Gods that may or may not be, check with me, first. You don’t have to check with
me, specifically. It could be someone else. But the real litmus test of killing
yourself should be proving the efficacy to an invested second party. This is
the function of suicide hotlines, but they fail to account for the power of
relation. I will tell you, if the balance weighs against you. I know many
people who would probably be better off dead.
But they do not die. They refuse to. They battle things like
bone cancer and organ transplants. They battle diseases, and blindness, and
infirmity. Nose cancer. Some of them stand as modern Frankenstein experiments.
Testaments to the inhumanity that modern medicine promotes as healing. Their
scars are more numerous than the stars, and their pains are a chorus of anguish.
Every morning they wake, and rise, and fight. Beginning with gravity, they overcome
their circumstances to live, and provide, and nurture, and work as individuals
and with communities towards a just, equal, and sustainable globe. And to me,
that makes them heroes.
The truth is that we don’t get the call for help. That if it
was as easy as acting as the referee to life decisions there would be no
suicides. The truth is that a person gets tired of reaching out. That, at some
point, though it doesn't make us weak, reaching out weakens us. Tires us.
Places unto us a gravity that is unbearable. And there is nothing that we can
do, when we receive the call that comes in lieu of help. That someone is gone
forever, and nothing is to be done. We will do anything to save someone we
love. If Robin needed an organ, or money, or an amusement park, I believe that
we, as a world, would line up to give him kidneys or dollars or whatever. But I
think, in the end, that what the man wanted was peace, and he has that now. But.
He probably should have run things past me first. I would have, at least, liked
to have seen his Warhammer collection and asked him welding questions.
Questions that will have to wait till another world.
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