The #MeanTweetTrump Declaration.
Inasmuch as any person born in the United States of America is bound to defend and uphold the Constitution against enemies foreign and domestic, this Declaration and Compact seeks to protect our nation, and our citizenry from potential catastrophe.
Social media is an evolving technology, and as such government has not adequately regulated it.
Social media, and the reckless use thereof, presents a clear and present danger to our nation.
To this end, we set out our complaints and terms against the 45th president of the USA.
This compact includes the following offenses:
Whereby the office suppressed the first amendment right to a free press,
Whereby the office disregarded emolument clauses applicable,
Whereby the office colluded with foreign powers to damage our voting process,
Whereby the office defrauded tax payers by embezzling public funds into private business,
We the people deem it necessary and right to make a unified stand against these offenses by persistent and consistent tweeting of a mean and nasty nature, to the presidential and/or private account of POTUS 45.
These Mean Tweets shall constitute our petition urging this administration first to quit Twitter,
Then resign the Office of President,
Then retire without possibility of pardon to private life.
We commit ourselves to honor and abide by our own articles of engagement, as follows:
Article 1. No use or threats of hate or terroristic speech.
Article 2. No impugning or slandering of family in unrelated matters.
Article 3. No use of lies, misinformation, or disinformation.
Article 4. No use of ethnic, racial, or homophobic slurs.
Article 5. No use of threads, all Mean Tweets will be limited to allowed characters.
Article 6. No profiteering or advertising within Mean Tweets.
Article 7. Upon the retirement of president Trump, this compact shall dissolve.
Until such a time as he is bullied or banished from the platform,
we the people will Mean Tweet Trump.