The Exciting Announcement That You Are Being Replaced by AI.


Greetings!

Thank you all for being here and we are so excited to announce that you are all being replaced by AI. We know that's not the announcement you were all hoping to hear, especially as we move into the holidays. But this is why I'm more excited than sad and why you should be that too; think about how hard you've all worked over the years, selling, designing, financing, interconnecting, maintaining, whatever it is your exact function in this company was. Just think about the countless hours of your life you spent doing it. Now think about all of the things you could have otherwise been doing over those same years, enjoying time with your family, playing games, watching opera, eating pizza sandwiches, having a Fast and Furious marathon, grilling food on a nice day, and certainly other fun stuff. Well, now you're free to do all of those things!? And because we never need to hire your replacements, that worry is gone too.

So, congratulations to us! We're all very excited to be joining you in enjoying our time off from work! Yay, you earned it! We'll do our best to get you off the phone as quickly as possible and we wish you all the best this holiday season. You have truly made it easier for us. See you all next year.

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Yippee!

Management

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