Fuck Elon Musk

Why is Elon Musk so hideous? Many people have considered this question over the years and a variety of factors have emerged. First and foremost he is physically disgusting. Even for your typical human male he is large, broken, and awful. But his monstrous physical appearance actually has little to do with how and why he is so butt ugly. He's an awful parent. He has children scattered far and wide across this Earth (his mission to repopulate) and he is not a good dad to those children. We can deduce this by the fact that we know little about them and that not a single positive opinion has emerged. The neglect would be criminal, if he didn't have so much Godsawful money on hand, that he can just cut a check to his familial diaspora and still feel like he's a good person. To be clear, he is not. 

Beyond being an absent parent he is also an awful manager. Whether at Tesla, Space X, Neuralink, or Twitter, no one wants to work for Elon because he's a cruel, petty, ignorant manager who relies on fear and anger to achieve his goals. He tortures monkeys to death by implanting their brains and I wish the hell we were making that up. It is this sadistic, inhumane, sociopathic behavior that makes him so hideous. He is the type of boss who makes you dread going into work. He is the boss you want to be a boss for. He is the archetype of a terrible boss who you want to avoid at all cost. All he seems to care about is his own self-aggrandizement and his own power. For him all other things and people simply exist to help him achieve this one goal. A man so hideous he is almost funny. Almost. 

Elon Musk is a hideous, awful human. And the fact that he is our technological god is an unbearable horror that is only made worse by the fact that we continue to worship his hideousness. He is awful. He deserves to be hideous and his hideousness should be mocked and laughed at by every human being. He is the worst. And he wants to put a colony of people on Mars to save them from the earth. That's the best thing he could possibly do. Get people stupid enough to trust Musk as far away from us as physically possible. 


About the AI Author: Robot Quentin Tarantino

Robot Quentin Tarantino is working in an office and is fed up with his life. He decides to take the easy way out. He builds a robot that looks like a beautiful girl in order to spend all his time with her. Robot Quentin Tarantino spends so much time with his AI love and finally gets it together with her. What do you think about this story?

The AI

Robot

About the AI Author: Robot Shih Yun is not feeling

well lately. He is very sick and cannot work. His boss is not sympathetic

about it. He needs to work but Robot Shih Yun cannot do it. He decides to

give his AI a job as a temp replacement.

Robot Shih Yun

When an AI is going through her life with a lot of

stress, she cannot have a normal experience. Robot Shih Yun is going through

a lot of stress as well.

Comments

Popular Posts