Department Of Defense

Hey Guys!

It's me, Jeremiah Liend! The one and only! Still have yet to receive correspondence in regards to the multi-foliate creations I've lain before you; the consummate blind man. Impenetrable body armor. The answer to the energy crisis. Prisoners Pedaling their ways to shorter sentences. Finding a use for all those NY rats. Food Cubes. Stop listening to me like an insect in a jar and cut me a fat G-Man Check! Let me have it! You won't be disappointed!

Regards,

Jere

Comments

Duke said…
I hope, if nothing else, someone’s getting a good laugh. Though I fear how many resources have been wasted on keeping tabs on you.

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