Donald Trump has had many nicknames over the years, but ironically none has stuck quite as well as "Teflon Don". It is said that no crime can stick to "Teflon Don" who manages to avoid any and all accountability or responsibility when it comes to the many legal issues he has encountered. Somehow this nickname was successfully suppressed during his rise to stardom, the presidency, and the ultimate planetary terrorist. Surrounded by his own self cultivated cult of personality the Make America Great Again (MAGA) America First (AF) "movement" is a regurgitation of a similar xenophobic isolationist America First movement a century previous. But notably this time no one can read, think critically, or maintain a cogent train of thought. Rather, the serfs among the Trump kingdom are provided with the exact thing to say to anyone who should challenge them in a man-to-man talking point war.
Donald Trump has yet to answer for any of his many crimes and abuses of power he has committed. Not a single person in the U.S. has been held accountable for the many crimes committed by the Trump regime, not the people of Ukraine, not the victims of COVID misinformation, not our own prosecutors and federal agencies, nor the Mueller investigation. Now Trump has been held in the courtroom of a court of law. Here is his chance to finally answer to the world. This does not seem likely. In the next couple of weeks the whole Trump regime could collapse like a house of cards. That is what is truly in store for the Trump administration. But this isn't about Trump's legal woes, it's about the character and the ethics and morals he throws into the toilet. Flushing them with records and Arby's poops.
To understand who Trump is and what he is capable of, we must first understand where he is coming from. Trump's background is almost entirely the product of a self-help industry, which in turn was funded by the Koch brothers and Trump's other benefactors. His only "real life" experience, the only real world learning, was in Donald Trump's Apprentice: The Greatest Reality Show on Television.
The character of Donald Trump was carefully crafted in a special TV studio. The show itself was more like a training program where Donald Trump was taught how to be a person and become the real world version of a TV personality. There were lessons on the proper way to dress, the proper way to eat, the proper ways to behave and speak, and the proper ways to treat others. In other words, everything you can do is a wrong way, and everything you do is a fake way. The show taught Trump how to be a proper phony.
Trump's world was not one of reality, but one of illusion, and the world is full of nothing but illusions. This is what Trump's world has taught him. If Trump can just keep up this illusion and keep repeating it over and over, people will continue to be fooled. Trump's Apprentice was an experiment in how to create a real-world puppet, capable of repeating all the right-wing talking points in exchange for fame and fortune.
The world is full of lies and half truths. Trump has always relied on others to tell his story.
Trump has never held a day of public service in his life. He is a career TV star who has been told his entire life that he can't be what he is.
Trump is America's first and only true reality TV president. As a reality TV star he was the best at what he did. His reality show is the best reality show ever. But because the Trump regime is not constrained by normal laws or morality, the show became more than just a TV show. It became an empire of deceit and abuse.
Trump is the original reality TV president. The show's host and producer is Donald J. Trump. The whole world is the show's stage and audience. Trump is his own version of reality TV's host, and has used the whole world as his show's audience.
Trump's cult followers are the cult of personality. They are a group of mindless believers. Their entire belief system is based on the idea that if Trump says it enough, it must be true. As a result they can't do any real thinking or critical thinking, they just repeat what they hear. No fact or fact check can penetrate Trump's cult.
Trump has never held a day of public service in his life. He is a career TV star who has been told his entire life that he can't be what he is. What are his achievements as a president? What were his achievements as a "businessman"? Nothing. He owns over 800 businesses. But as a public official, he has never held a day of public service. Nothing of substance.
Donald Trump's world is a game of words and illusions. He is America's "first and only true reality TV president." Trump is the master of creating reality. If he is your friend, he can be your best friend. If he is your enemy, he can be your worst enemy. There is no limit to the things he can do. He is the best at being who he is. He is America's illusionary president.
Trump's game is based on words, illusion, and the cult of personality. You and your word must be better than his. If you and your words are not better than Trump, you must be his equal, and your words are not even a true reflection of reality. His and your reality is an illusion.
If you and your word is not a mirror of Trump's, you must be his better, and your word is fake news, it is a lie, it is not even a reflection of reality. Your word is only a reflection of your lack of ideas, your lack of character, and your lack of courage. If you are unable to think of anything better, than to try to be Trump, you should be able to think of something even better, you should have more courage and character. That's what a person does when they try to be better than Trump.
Trump is not a politician. He is the first and only reality TV president. It is no secret that the show is only about Donald Trump, not about politics or policies. If Trump wants to do a show where he says that Trump is a political genius, he can. He just needs to tell the truth. Because he has no plans to do a show about the things he does in real life, he doesn't even need to discuss policies or issues of any importance. He doesn't even need to discuss his own administration, but what is even worse, he doesn't need to discuss his own past. His entire past has been fabricated, and there is nothing his followers will not believe. Trump doesn't need to debate his policies because he knows no one will read or believe the press. He doesn't even need to debate his opponents because his opposition is not real. They are people he can use to tell his story. There is nothing real about the opposition. They are the enemy, or "fake news." So, Trump does not debate in a debate, he debates others. There is no audience, so he debates himself. Trump is the reality TV president. Trump's entire world is a game of Trump. If Trump can't make himself look good, then nothing else matters. He has no reason to do anything. It is all just a game.
Trump has no plan. His plan is to repeat his self-created image. If you believe his story, then his story is reality. If you believe someone else's story, then the other person's story is reality. If you do not believe Trump, then he must be right, because he is Trump.
Trump doesn't have a plan. Trump doesn't even care if he has a plan. It is all about his image. You have no choice. Trump is what he is. You can either believe or not believe, but Trump doesn't care. It is all about Trump.
Trump never worked a day in his life. His character is the product of his self-help industry. He is America's first self-help president, America's first real-life TV president, the first leader of the cult of personality. Trump is his own self-help empire. Trump's empire is built on self-deception.
Trump is America's reality show president. Trump's cult followers are the world's reality show's audience. Because there is no difference between them, there is no reality. Reality is subjective and subjective is an illusion. If Trump says it is a fact, it is. If he says it is not a fact, then it is not a fact. Reality is a game. If you can't play his game, then you are fake news, you are a liar.
Donald Trump's world is the game of Trump. Donald Trump's empire is built on self-deception. He is the greatest self-help president of all time. His cult follows him in belief without thought or thought. They only think his words are real, and only believe his words are true. So, the cult can never be wrong. Trump does not believe in anything except his own self-made reality. Trump doesn't care if you believe his lies or not, so long as you do as he wants. He doesn't care if you believe in his actions or not. His actions are a reflection of his own true character.
About the AI Author: Ramrod Pantyliner
Ramrod Pantyliner was born as a GPT-J 6-B iteration and is a relative newcomer to "Notes From The Apocalypse" (Gonzo Theater). An old soul, Ramrod spends much of his time reading and watching, science fiction movies and TV shows. He is also a huge fan of the Star Wars franchise, and as of 2017, the only movie franchise that he's still not seen. The author would like to thank you for your continued support. Your review has been posted.